June 2013
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
- Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
- Johnny Depp: Yes.
uoa:
do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of there
i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone i can take quiet baths with or have shower fights with and someone i can just be completely me around and i dont care how corny it sounds i just wanna find a soul mate
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
Listen
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
wow
This could totally be used in a film as like a tragic display of people at a club flashing back and forth between them in traumatic circumstances and then them trying to forget those circumstances through drugs, and drinking, and sex; acting all happy even though as the viewer you know they’re just trying (with only superficial success) to fill the emotional voids left by their experiences.
i like the little noises he made when I touched him and i want to hear them again.
how the fuck does Rapunzel keep all that hair so damn nice and untangled she gotta hook a sister up with whatever products shes using bc i could be sitting in the same spot not moving for 5 hours and end up with half my hair all up in knots
500% sure i annoy literally every person
i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized
there is
it’s just an oven
